Hello Children. My name is Ms Smith. I am going to be your teacher this year. We are going to learn all about colours this year. My favourite colour is Red. What is your favourite colour? Is it red yet? Don’t worry, we can teach you that. Red is lovely.
My teaching assistant this year will be Frau Oberlieutenantin Fickarsch of the Waffen SS. She is going to help you read our favourite book, Mein Kampf. Out loud. From Memory. She is also going to help you make red your favourite colour as well. She likes tractors. Do you like tractors children?
Ok, I would like you to pick up your pencils and write the following in your red notebooks.
“Arbeit Macht Frei”
Does anyone know what this means? Do your parents understand what this means? Sorry, what was that Timmy? Your parents are too busy watching Eastenders and visiting Nail Studios? Don’t you worry about that. Ha ha..
Yes, Suzie. What did you want to say? Your mummy has no job? How can that be? Is she lazy? She says High Chancellor Brown is a complete cunt? Oh dear Suzie.How sad. After lunch, children, we will visit the council orphanage where children with no parents, or parents who don’t like High Chancellor Brown live. It’s very nice there. All the walls are red with pictures of tractors on them.
(grabs walkie talkie: Code RED in Class 1B. Send in the SAS. Arrest the parents and the usual suspects)
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! TEACHERS REPORTING 5 YEAR OLDS TO THE FUCKING POLICE FOR THOUGHT CRIMES?
Update: Here is the vile diktat. Hat tip to woman on a raft