What A Balls Up!

Despite the dumbing down of the exams to the point where some leading independent schools have dropped them in favour of international exams, figures reveal that nearly 50% of children from poorer backgrounds are failing to pass a single GCSE at “C”. There are also record rates for truancy.

This despite Phoney’s “Education, Education, Education!” pledge, and Gordon The Moron “lifting millions of children out of poverty” while throwing money at schools.

It perhaps explains why Cabinet Ministers such as Ruth Kelly and Harriet Dromey send their children to selected schools or independent schools while lecturing the ordinary proles to use the state schools.

The Penguin

OH Update: thanks to David Davis (no not that one), you can now download a GCSE Biology exam. I’ve tested it on the dog and the dog got a grade B. And she has no idea what nicotine, alcohol, unsaturated fats or excess salt are. (government must work harder)

We have raised a generation of shaved socially manipulated baboons.