In a story that has a delicious irony, police in Brighton are unhappy that a CCTV camera has been installed in their canteen to try and deter those who fail to wash up, or who leave litter. Just happens they had a spare camera, so Superintendent Knacker didn’t have to dip into his front line budget.
I was amazed that Brighton has a police station with a canteen facility for 800 coppers to use, seeing as you can never find a policeman available if you report a burglary or an intruder. I expect they have a lot of forms to fill in, lots of diversity in the area to report on.
Worryingly, reports and complaints are now reaching the Superintendent’s desk about the state of the toilets.