I notice that when Lord Fondlebum of Boys was handing out £3000 of my money to have his garden done up, even though he wasn’t an elected MP, he wisely took the services of a gay Labour councillor in Hartlepool to get the job done.
The uphill gardener, Stephen Akers-Felcher, is the wife of Christopher Akers-Felcher. The gay labour councillor has now duly been elected for Labour to Hartlepool council on May 8th.