Ok, I know my readership is a mixture of anarchists, social misfits, sexual deviants, super models and the worst type of criminal known to Harriet Harman – a white, middle class, middle aged tax paying male but a few of us have got drunk, got our slugs out, wrestled naked in front of an open fire like Oliver Reid and that other bloke, and knocked together a manisfesto for the Libertarian Party. Go on, read it.
There’s a really good bit about abolishing income tax (which won’t interest Tories, they don’t pay any, or the feckless ZNL layabouts infesting this green and concreted land, they have never paid either but for the rest of us, that’s a fucking huge deal)
Go on. You know you want to.
Membership costs a tenner, you get a free flick knife, two strawberry flavoured condoms, three stink bombs and no one will tell your mum. MI6 might be interested though