“The cunt thinks were are still a fucking colony – he can fuck right off!”
The Man Who Saved The World, Flesh Gordon, has demonstrated his brilliance yet again.
Trying to secure a few consolation air miles and more perks for one of his Jockland Cronies pushed out of the MOD in his last reshuffle, Gordon The Moron appointed Des BrowneNose as Governor General Of Ceylon, as he’d heard the weather was nice there.
Oddly, the authorities in Sri Lanka were not amused. Apparently they had tried to appoint a Special Envoy to Ireland some years back before Bliar’s sell out to the IRA, and are still cross because they were told to mind their own fucking business.