About time too. It may go as low as minus 10 tonight (-10C) which has a few great advantages.
You can burn a climate change hippy to keep warm
Big Issue sellers suddenly find themselves somewhere to live and stop cluttering up the bloody streets
Northerners will still wander about drunk in nylon football shirts or miniskirts and boob tubes at 1am, thereby taking themselves out of the gene pool
Ditches on country roads will be full of souped up Saxo’s on their roofs as Wayne, Bazza and Ayeesha find out that black ice and low profile slick tyres do not mix
Somali national dress year in Bristol will be suspended as the chattering of teeth deafens the wailing from the Mosques.
Emo’s, who are basically scrawny strips of faulty DNA at the best of times, vanish into ice crystals.
Real tramps, proper Scottish red haired psycho tramps will be prised from park benches, frozen solid and sent back to Glasgow in boxes for burial en mass.
Less mobility scooters loaded with bloated land whales blocking the high street as the batteries go flat in 5 minutes. No AA or RAC for those bastards.
Love it.