As the National Union of Teachers demanded an inflation-busting pay increase while thousands lose their jobs and the country is eyebrow-deep in debt, 100% of those surveyed said: “What the fuck did you just ask me?”
Emma Bradford, an unemployed shop worker from Stevenage, said: “Did you just say that teachers want a 10% pay rise? Is that what you fucking said?
“I’ve just spent two hours queuing at the job centre to talk to someone who doesn’t care if I live or die and you’re asking me if teachers should get a 10% pay rise, a four day week and more holidays. You know what? I’ll have to think about that.”
She added: “Oh look, I’ve thought about it and NO, THEY FUCKING SHOULDN’T.”
The Daily Mash via Obnoxio