I have decided that if I wish to have two wives (although it is illegal in the UK) and claim benefits for both of them, Islam will let me do it.
If I want to hide my identity in public and never be questioned, Islam is the way to do it.
If I do not want to be deported to the US for a crime committed here, once I embrace Islam , they cannot touch me. They wouldn’t dare.
If I want free housing and to jump to the top of the queue, Allah will provide. Everything else is “discrimination”.
Government departments will actually dismiss the opposition and hire me based purely on my new “religion” and gender status. ££££ . Help them to reach their “diversity” targets.
I can get funding for just about anything I want. To deny me is racism.
352 Labour MPs are working JUST for me, rather than the normal one.
Do it today. It costs nothing and you can always decide to be something else if it suits you later. Carry on drinking, just say you are in “rehab”, you don’t have to actually pray or visit a mosque, just stuff yourself with bacon and shag who you want.
From this moment on, I am a gay Muslim transgender. No fucker can touch me. I cannot be denied ANYTHING. I am free to do as I wish.
PS. Don’t forget to fill out every form in Arabic. They provide translators, free of charge. Work them hard.
What fun.