Oh Dear, The Poor Chavs Are Being Harrassed

Where’s Lawrence Llewellyn-Wanker when you need him?

Some charming family have had their 62-inch plasma TV and a stereo system confiscated by their local council for repeatedly ignoring requests from neighbours to turn down the volume.

As they are now completely reliant on benefits, it may take them some time to pay the fees to get it back. When and if they do, it seems it’ll happen all over again as the thick ginger benefit breeder is so deaf she needs to have it turned up loud.

Loved the names of the kids.

The Penguin