I want to be called Loretta

I see Harriet is up to her old tricks again. She is going to ban white only membership of the BNP.

Yup, you read correctly. She is going to make the BNP multicultural. By law.

I am no fan of the BNP as readers here will know, but it is a legitimate Political Party with elected representatives and a million voters who understand perfectly that members of ethnic minorities are not welcome.

Not good enough for Harriet. Laws must be made to FORCE people to do things she disagrees with.

So Harriet, I am going to join the Black Sisters of Brixton Group and you are going to make it happen. I am going to join the Muslim Parliament and you are going to make it happen. Hell, I think I am also going to join the blacks only section of Unite and you are going to make it happen. And just for good luck, I am going to join the Black Labour Party. Try and stop me, you twat.

If you do, I am going to move into your shed and call myself Loretta. It is my RIGHT to have babies.

You fucking idiot.

UPDATE: I would like suggestions of other exclusive groups that I will now be able to join thanks to Harriet. I will list them here. Suggestions in the comments. And I really will join them too! Let’s have some fun!