I’m Just Out For A Kebab!”
This useless government with its talentless ministers becomes more farcical by the day.
Jacqui “The Fat Lodger” Smith, the Home Economics Secretary offers discount vouchers to home-owners to buy security devices to make their homes safer. Shouldn’t she be getting the police to do their job? Oh, sorry, the police are too busy protecting the government and killing passers by!
Meanwhile the majority of burglars actually caught and convicted do not get sent to prison, despite repeated assurances from government ministers and judges about being tough on crime, especially crimes against the home.
I really really wish that Fat Jacqui or Slippery Jack become the victims of a brutal and vicious robbery in their own homes.
Then you’d see some fucking action!