The Tamils can all fuck off out of Parliament Square, except for any who have starved to death or been beaten senseless by the Metropolitan’s finest – oh, sorry, they only do that to British demonstrators, what was I thinking? – because all of their problems and grievances over the hundreds of years of war between the different tribes in Ceylon will be solved very shortly.
David Millipede has flown out to Ceylon.
I’m sure the remaining Tamils herded into concentration camps will be delighted as he arranges a new arms deal with the Sri Lankan government as part of NuLiebore’s ethical foreign policy.
The Penguin