BNP to ban African Swallows

In a shock announcement today, Nick Griffin of the BNP has stated that all non resident animal, bird, fish and insect species of the UK are to be banned from migrating here.

Huge taskforces of BNP loyalists will be mobilised to make sure that the African Swallow doesn’t get past the white cliffs of Dover and will be sent back to where they bloody well come from. Coming over here and eating all our proper British insects.

Plans are being drawn up to outlaw Eels from Britain’s rivers, cod from the bits of the North Sea we own and all eyes are watching a particularly hungry shoal of jellyfish that are drifting towards the Cornish coast from Portugal. Mackerel have been deported by the boatload by loyal British patriot fishermen keen to maintain a pure stock of weaver fish off Brighton pier.

In Scotland, the SNP have decided to headbutt any Ospreys they find.

“Look, it’s the same in bloody Africa you know. Let one wildebeest in and before you know it, they are everywhere. The smell of their cooking is awful” said one supporter.

WWF and the RSPCA have gone for a lie down. – AP NEWS