Ugly Stalinist Bitch MP (Lab) When I was at school, I was crap at sports for a myriad of reasons, most of them being connected that I am not a team player, I do not enjoy standing out in the fucking freezing cold dressed in shorts and a t shirt and I would rather…
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I am the very model of a modern Labour Minister
Captions please! To the tune of ‘I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General’* I am the very model of a modern Labour Minister My words are often cynical, my motivation sinister I know the laws of England though for me they don’t quite register From Habeus to Corpus, Magna Carta doesn’t matter here!…
A wee dram?
How old is Gorbals Mick? I’ve just read that the average life expectancy of your wife beating, heroin addled Glasgow born porridge wog is a mere 62.2 years, the lowest in Europe. Brilliant. UPDATE: Gorbals Mick is 63 years old. Looks like he is literally living on borrowed time, the fat Jockanese pissboiler. I’ve put some…
Suspect the Innocent. Reward the Guilty
“We’re watching you, you bastards” Interesting that whilst 12 year olds who never been charged with anything are on Big Jackboot Jacqui’s DNA database, yet “a substantial number” of the most serious offenders in Britain’s prisons, including murderers and rapists, are not on the DNA database. “ You stupid fucking cow. Meanwhile, the Police in Manchester…
A Little Respect
I’ll be honest. I’ve never had any time for violent conflict and as such have always considered the Army to be full of pompous officers and psycotic thugs, the Navy to be full of pompous officers and poofs and the airforce to be full of pompous poofs. I certainly couldn’t do what they do, because…
Kerry McCarthy MP supports Apartheid
One of my favourite 646 idiots is showing her tru colours again, innit (sic). My readers will know of my regular items outlining what a complete twat she is, my now banned visits to her bloglike mouthpiece and my keeness to show the good citizens of Mogadishu East that they really ought to be getting something better…
A good Shoeing
I am sending all my old shoes to Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP 10, Downing Street London SW1A 2AA If anyone knows of a virtual “throw a shoe” card, let me know
£130 Million spent on Jack Straws Office
From fido the dog Here we go again, another day and another huge amount of taxpayers cash spunked up against the wall. The Prime Minister Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, sorry James Gordon Brown today said that crime will be reduced by the building of the Golden House sorry Jack Straws new office….
Hooray! More Free Money!!
The next recipient of your hard earned cash (following Gordon spunking £6 BILLION on Aids riddled Africans) is that blossoming bastion of all things wonderful, Pakistan. The UK is giving a £480m support package to Pakistan to help increase security on the Afghanistan border. Douglas Alexander, the UK international development secretary, said the money would…
The Children aren’t thinking of you.
Leg-iron here, with a story OH tipped over on my place. It’s not an isolated incident and to be honest it never was. All that’s changed is the reaction of the authorities. Apologies for length… Years ago, a town in Scotland had a little sod who was so uncontrollable they actually banned him from the…