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Posted on January 6, 2009January 19, 2025 by admin

This is my last post Today, a fellow Libertarian decided to post my name , address, email address, business address, photo of me and my children on the web. Because he was angry with me over my stand on Israel. Tonight, my wife and family have read the consequent death threats and insults to them that have poured in…

Subliminal Zionist Propaganda*

Posted on January 6, 2009January 19, 2025 by admin

Spotted at Stansted Airport last week.     *For all the mentalists currently calling for my head on a plate and threatening death to all my children over my views on the Middle East, this is a joke.

Panto time!

Posted on January 6, 2009January 19, 2025 by admin

From Leg Iron once again     I once tried to write a children’s story. Honestly, I did. Unfortunately, two of the three main characters were dead by the end of chapter 1 and there was more to come. There was also some interspecies sex on the cards. I abandoned it.     The Brothers Grimm were…

Freedom of the Press

Posted on January 5, 2009January 19, 2025 by admin

Honest reporting from Pakistan Daily, I see Hat tip to Obo

Learning MUST be fun. By Order

Posted on January 5, 2009January 19, 2025 by admin

Come here, you little shit. I’ll fucking teach you to deal crystal meth in the fucking playground. Raasclaat, innit. Apparently, OFSTED are going to crackdown on dull teaching. Every moment of the “learning experience” must now be fun packed and vibrant. For the love of fucking Jesus, just let teachers fucking teach! If Wieman Junior is bored,…

Proper cold

Posted on January 5, 2009January 19, 2025 by admin

About time too. It may go as low as minus 10 tonight (-10C) which has a few great advantages. You can burn a climate change hippy to keep warm Big Issue sellers suddenly find themselves somewhere to live and stop cluttering up the bloody streets Northerners will still wander about drunk in nylon football shirts…

Ever used Wiki?

Posted on December 29, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

Give them a fiver. They’re skint     I have.     That’s an African AIDS orphan starving next month then. Never mind.

Hogmanay 2008

Posted on December 29, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

I’m off for a few days to a Scottish Castle near Fort William with my good lady to drink, feast and be merry. As a member of the Buchanan Clan (although I am not a wife beater or herion addict, yet), I shall be suitably dressed in a stunning Buchanan dress kilt, without a doubt…

Let’s Rumble

Posted on December 29, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

Map updated courtesy of Chris Gilmour Discuss. Best Quote so far from wonkotsane: “like taking a shotgun to your neighbours kids for throwing stones at your conservatory that you’ve built in their back garden.” hat tip Polaris

2008 Poll

Posted on December 28, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

Vote for the most loathsome creature of 2008 Beast of Clerkenwell after one pint of “Fruit” beer in Tuscany The French Old Holborn in a good mood Jacqui “I can have you killed, fucker” Smith Anyone who voted Labour at Glenrothes Gordon “Saviour” Brown Lord Mincybottom of Spiteful Ed “No” Balls Kerry “huh?” McCarthy, Lab,…

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