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Jade Goody to become a Saint
Jade Goody relaxing before her wedding/funeral Guest post by Dungeekin Former ‘Big Brother’ contestant and tabloid revenue-stream Jade Goody is to be beatified by His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, it was announced today, in recognition of her tireless work to benefit race relations. The move, which is the result of a concerted campaign by Max…
Let me explain ‘Quantative Easing’ to the Drones That Vote Labour
It is as if you are a beer-maker and the Government pitches up at your warehouse in the dead of night with a truck of water and a truck-load of barrels. It breaks in without permission, waters down your beer and takes away barrels of beer for its own use. Because it gets first dibs…
What in God’s Name Are They Doing
Ofstead are giving clean bills of health to ‘faith’ schools that are encouraging children to sit around and imagine that they are bombers about to carry out an atrocity in the name of Islam. Denis MacEoin, found no evidence that children were being brainwashed into becoming jihadists; but, as he writes in these pages, he did…
On The One Hand, The IMF. OnThe Other, McBroon.
It’s just so difficult to know who to believe. On the one hand we have the Prime Mentalist, who is claiming that we’ll be making a recovery in the next few months and hinting at tax cuts. On the other we have warnings from the International Monetary Fund that Britain faces the worst recession since…
Well done that man!
A Scottish pensioner is suing RBS for negligence in preparing the information which persuaded him to buy to buy £1.282 worth of RBS shares – which are now worth a paltry £120. He claims that had they told him they were insolvent at the time, he wouldn’t have bought them. As befits an experienced…
Shut It Down
On the first day of your government, you should close down the BBC. You should take it off air. You should disclaim its copyrights. You should throw all its staff into the street. You should not try to privatise the BBC. This would simply be to transfer the voice of your enemy from the public…
Watching The Defectives – The Filth At Work!
In a story that has a delicious irony, police in Brighton are unhappy that a CCTV camera has been installed in their canteen to try and deter those who fail to wash up, or who leave litter. Just happens they had a spare camera, so Superintendent Knacker didn’t have to dip into his front line…
Spot the difference
A fellow seditionary has just pointed out a rather interesting letter he has received from his Tory MP, the bloated Charles Hendry in response to a letter he sent Dear Mr DZ Thank you for your email about MP’s expenses and I am very sorry for the delay in responding back to you.The…
Raped and Shafted
Subj: Management announcement Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to…