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NO SUCH THING AS BAD LANGUAGE, JUST BAD WRITING     Mr Christopher Brooker, a veteran, second-eleven scribbler much esteemed by himself for his personal battles at Democracy’s Barricades, works for the feudalist Bizzarro Brothers at what used to be, twenty, thirty years ago, the Daily Telegraph but is now a lightweight, consumerist, celebrity dailyrag,…

This is Alma Harding 4ft 11 who whacked a 13year old scrote who swore at her, because she objected to him vandalising church property. Her reward for refusing a caution from the idiots in blue, nearly £2500 of costs, an absolute discharge, and a criminal record for battery. FFS what hell is going on. The…

This chap is a hero and has made me smile today. 71-year-old Geoff Dornan was hauled into court in Southport, England for endangering pedestrians by rollerblading on busy sidewalks. Mr Dornan, who has a 2,075-person Facebook group devoted to him, is extremely upset because police have confiscated his skates. Police are upset because when they…

The Cabinet Minutes of the meetings, lies and half truths of the Blair Government that lead us into an illegal war, costing lives and national treasure has been supressed by the Government. The Information Tribunal ruled last month that they should be published. They had rejected a government appeal against the Information Commissioner’s ruling that…

In an interesting rant in the Grauniad today, Blunkett tells us not to be so paranoid at being watched all the time. Some great quotes from the man himself. If, in the name of liberty, we allow individuals to act in a way that damages the wellbeing of the whole, it will inevitably mean the breakdown…

Tonight, the BBC have decided to lecture us white devils about the evils of racism in the UK, using Eastenders as the publicly funded vehicle to do so.     With perfect irony, tonights show will only allow black actors to perform. Yes. Really. I’m not joking.     When it is decided that the UK is…

Spotted at Guidos Gordon Brown, after grabbing the soundbites with “no more 100% Mortgages” actually runs his own 100% Mortgage scheme Brilliant Update: Fellow seditionary Bofl points out that the BBC investigated corrupt mortgages 4 years ago

And don’t go drinking any cups of glowing tea any time soon with any visitors from Russia. Keep away from Bulgarians with umbrellas. And tear up invitations for a run round the Mediterranean on that big yacht. You might like to consider investing in some additional security measures. Best to be on the safe side….

Essex Police have at last issued an apology to the family of Stuart Lubbock, who was fool enough to accept an invitation to an after hours party Chez Bawwymore. Of course, no one will be punished any more than anyone will be prosecuted. Assistant Deputy Dog Chief Cuntstable Knackered said, “We are sorry that when…

Well, well. It appears that the supply of soma that keeps 7 million drones working (and voting) for the Gummint is running low. The Post Office pension fund is running dangerously low and may collapse. Letter from Jane Newell, Chairman, Royal Mail Pensions Trustees to Business Secretary Lord Mandelson:     Further to our meeting…