Arriving at No 10, representing the private limited company ACPO, clutching documents in full view. Since starting this post, Bob Quick , Jackboot Jackie’s favourite Policeman has jumped before he was pushed. The situation where the freedoms and liberties of the the people of this country are under constant attack by a cabal of the…
Blogs
Meeoowww
I see Iain Dale has deleted Old Holborn from his list of Political Blogs at Total Politics. Can’t think why, we send him thousands of readers every month. UPDATE: All cleared up now. It wasn’t because I called him a fat poof and he called me a vile piece of scum and a homophobic…
Rhubarb and Custard
“I’m glad to see that Leila Deen has received the police caution and now accepted that her actions were plain stupid.” John Prescott. “I don’t regret taking action against this government’s hypocrisy and am grateful that the country cheered me on for what I did. John Prescott is fat useless cunt and the sooner…
Children of the Righteous.
A model shows off the new school uniform, which gives children a taste of their future. (Picture graduated with honours from here.) The teaching profession, that stronghold of the Righteous and filled with the placemen of the Sinister Left, is breaking under the strain of the evil little monsters its policies have created. All that ‘for…
Home Sweet Home ( Until It’s Burgled)
“Fear Of Crime? I Don’t Know What All The Fuss Is About! I’m Just Out For A Kebab!” This useless government with its talentless ministers becomes more farcical by the day. Jacqui “The Fat Lodger” Smith, the Home Economics Secretary offers discount vouchers to home-owners to buy security devices to make their homes safer. Shouldn’t…
Shit -That hurt
Griff Rhys-Jones demonstrates why you should never but never have your eggs in one basket This morning I listened somebody on Radio 4 saying that everything in the garden is lovely, people have got more money in their pockets because of mortgage rates coming down, its all the media’s fault hyping it up blah blah…
Right said FRED
I notice OXFAM is kicking off in the Political Blogosphere with a posting over at the totally independent and not at all controlled by New Labour “LobotomyList” Apparently OXFAM is demanding that my tax money should be given to a mixed race grinning lesbian called FRED because she is skint after blowing all her benefits on…
Red Toryism
“We are a Conservative Party not a libertarian party. As both I and David Cameron have argued, Conservatives have always understood the limitations of free markets on their own. We understand that unless markets are embedded in strong institutions, laws and cultural norms they can become free-for-alls that are prone to instability and end up…
All Aboard the Gravy Train……
The Gravy train has pulled out of Westminster for the Easter Holidays. The Bisto kids won’t be back at ‘work’ until Monday 20th April 2009. It will be difficult for you to tell the difference; at least 60 of the 220 members on the most influential Commons committees missed more than half their meetings last…
Watching them watching you……..
The UK is collaborating with the German, Dutch and Czech governments on a secret research project on how to effectively block the distribution of material online. Officials across Europe are concerned about websites that are hosted outside the EU and so cannot be taken down from the Internet. It’s thought governments will explore technical measures…