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Yup. We knew it was coming. The Police can now walk up to you and demand your fingerprints. No if, but or please. Give me your fingerprints. If you refuse, you will be arrested, your DNA taken and your fingerprints taken by force.   Don’t believe me? HERE “There are two main benefits from the use…

Yay! Hallelujah! Let the revenge begin – with extra sugar Home owners and “have-a go-heroes” have for the first time been given the legal right to defend themselves against burglars and muggers free from fear of prosecution. In practice, householders are seldom prosecuted if they harm or even kill an intruder but the Act will give…

I can see it now. A fleet of Espaces and Volvo’s hurtling down the M4 to Heathrow to drop off Tarquin and Chlamidya, fresh from “Uni” clutching their media studies degrees. Squeals of delight from Mummy and Daddy and the rest of the Islington Cliteratti as they board the plane for their first “foreign assignment”…

Lot’s people keep asking why I don’t screech around town in my car anymore and I keep telling them the reason is, it drowned. So for all of you who love a bit of Schadenfreude, just for you.   My car, parked in a car park at Tollesbury Marina in Essex after I took the…

Maybe they think our jockanese cousins are simply as stupid as anyone from the Midlands. Unbelieveable H/T to guido.

What the fuck is it with the English? In a galaxy far, far away, a long, long time ago, Lenny Henry made old people who lived in council houses and were scared of “darkies” laugh at a very, very bad impersonation of Frank Spencer. OK, point 1 on his CV. Well done. From that moment…

Further to my post that millions of Welsh, English and Scottish village dwelling teenagers are to be put under house arrest by High Chancellor Brown for well, being teenagers, I propose that we find one single person, one individual who might, just might, go out on a limb and risk 42 days for saying that…

H/T to Patrick   The National Audit Office today published a report on HM Revenue & Customs 2007-08 accounts. The bit that will probably get all the media attention is the ongoing débâcle that is the Tax Credit system, introduced and much beloved by our glorious leader. Tim Burr, head of the National Audit Office, said:   “Levels…

I love the Left Wing because they tell me everything I need to do. Go on, ask it a question

I thought it was joke at first. Then I realised they are actually recommending putting a curfew on children. A report from a House of Commons committee will say this week that a national curfew on young teenagers could curb anti-social and violent behaviour. Keith Vaz, the Labour chairman of the home affairs select committee,…