Drinking was light to moderate Company was exceptional Food was divine She said thank you six times that night The Camping Germans have a very different idea to “Fitness” than me. Also, the worst music in the whole world can only be found in France. This is being played 24/7 and reaches new heights in…
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So what has New Labour done for YOU?
Old Holborn is not the author of this post. That belongs to Crumpy Gunt over at Grumpier Old Men ZNL lose their third safest seat. Where have ZNL gone wrong?Where do you start? Alienating the electorate. My summary: They have a PM that was handed the job by his predecessor…
A Slight Recess
Old Holborn is away next week upsetting the French, plundering their wine cellars and hitting their children, whilst pushing every fluff lipped teenager he can find off their pathetic mopeds. Blogging may be slow. Diplomatic relations with the Gauls may hit a new low.
Leave me ALONE
I’m a Libertarian. Lots of people ask me what exactly that means, so to clarify a little, let me explain. I used to be a Liberal on the grounds that I detest Labour who constantly want to run every single aspect of your fucking life, from how much you can put in your bin to…
Primary School riots in Pakistan
After the government announced today that strict new laws and restrictions will be applied in an attempt to curb forced marriages and the importation of child brides into the UK, 9 year fiancees of their 30 year old cousins rioted in Karachi. 7 year old Fatima said (via a translator) This is shit, innit. Ever…
BBC Licencing Department
The Reichstag this morning Farqham Hall 23/07/08 Dear Sirs/Madams/ Transgenders It has been brought to my attention by some computer generated abuse from your good selves in the snailmail this morning that you wish me to pay a not inconsiderable sum for your services, which I neither use nor require. In a bid to understand…
Of a certain age
Right. A non political post. I was (well, still am, bit like riding a bike) a musician. Except I played Synths during the eighties. I’d learned piano in the lower middle class family I was raised in, in the hope that it would improve my IQ and further my climb up the greasy pole. My…
Britain. Who actually owns it?
This is a question I asked my Dad when I was 5. He had no idea. 42 years later, I now know This is a precise from Amazon regarding one of the best books I have ever read Who Owns Britain by Kevin Cahill This is a remarkable and original survey…
Arbeit Macht Frei
Our glorious leaders have decided that anyone on benefits should be forced to work (except of course, they haven’t and they won’t) but I did think the argument could be fun. I doubt that many of us would argue that there are millions of work shy wankstains out there, either on incapacity benefit or the…
Go On Gordon…..
Seen elsewhere GOVERNMENT TO CONSOLIDATE ALL ITS DEBTS INTO ONE LOW MONTHLY PAYMENT THE Treasury is to relax its rules on borrowing after seeing a television advert featuring Carol Vorderman. Officials are examining how they can adapt the fiscal rules set in place by Gordon Brown over a decade ago, allowing them to pay off…