Hat tip to the salted slug “They tell us to watch what we say; They tell us to watch what we think; They tell us to watch what we eat; They tell us to watch what we drink; They tell us to watch the feral youth outside of our homes and prey they don’t turn their…
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No more Boom and Bust
Seeing as Guido is being blackmailed by Winston Smith to rewrite history on behalf of Ingsoc, I’ll do the piece on my private property. ZaNulabour top 30 howlers : 1) Tony Blair: 1997 Conference Speech “I want this to be the New Labour Government that ended Tory boom and bust forever.” 2) Tony Blair: 2000…
Buy another hot tub, debt ridden chavs
Here’s Unite joint general secretary Derek Simpson a few moments ago: “The measures announced today must be bound to undertakings by the banks of no job losses, no repossessions and an end to the bonus culture.” Yes that’s right, no repossessions. You can see Simpson’s logic here. After all if a Labour Government now…
Fix the bucket
Sometimes, a picture paints a thousand words. This one paints 18. Oi Darling, you fucking cunt, fix the bucket first, BEFORE you fill it back up again, you cocktrumpet!
A letter to the Bank
Dear RBS, LTSB and HBOS, It appears that your accounts with us are in arrears, and you are now overdrawn by £37bn. Please be advised that we will be charging you interest of £200m per day. You will also be charged £50m for this letter, this covers any admin, and falls under the ‘serves you…
Now’s your chance.
Send a letter to the Chief Executive of your local Council : allan.reid@braintree.gov.uk Dear Mr Reid, I noticed that public money, harvested from the good citizens of Braintree by way of Council Tax has gone missing under your watch. £5 Million is the sum being reported by the press. Can you explain to me why…
Council Tax Payer?
You just lost your money and will have to cough up again: Kent County Council – £50 million Nottingham City Council – £42 million Norfolk County Council – £32.5 million Dorset County Council – £28.1 million Hertfordshire – £28 million Barnet Council- £27 million Somerset County Council – £25 million Northumberland County Council –…
Don’t you DARE spend my money
Flash Mob. Get there if you can. Front steps of the Bank Of England 3pm 10/10/08 “The difference between a Welfare State and a Totalitarian State is a matter of time”
Comrade Bank Manager
High Supreme Chancellor Overlord of Banks, Comrade Brown, inspecting the Holborn branch of Barclovskiloyd Peoples Bank yesterday “Good Morning Mr Bank Manager” “Actually, it’s Good Morning Comrade Bank Manager” “Oh, right. I’d like a loan please” “Really? What for?” “Well, the kids are growing like bastard Lleylandii and I need a loft extension” “Ah good….
You BASTARDS!
Hello Children. My name is Ms Smith. I am going to be your teacher this year. We are going to learn all about colours this year. My favourite colour is Red. What is your favourite colour? Is it red yet? Don’t worry, we can teach you that. Red is lovely. My teaching assistant this year…