Morons. The Gummint want to know which of the dangerous proles out there are talking to each other, so your mobile phone will now be registered on a database against your name, address, blood group, voting intention, exit visa etc. It uses the IMEI number that every mobile has built in,…
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My walk – DETAILS
Dear all and sundry For those wishing to take a stroll on the 5th November, I shall be taking suitable refreshment prior to my stroll from 11am onwards at The Chandos. 29 St Martins Lane, Strand, London, WC2N 4ER Here is a map I will not be carrying a phone or ID of ANY kind. You will have…
Snap Election Brewing
Woke up this morning to hear ZNL want to reduce immigration and keep the pound, imperial measures are sacred and not to push 42 days detention. Tomorrow they will announce a ban on Islam, single mothers will be tarred and feathered, taxes will be slashed and socialism declared not fit for purpose. Ladies, Gentlemen, Transgenders….
A world full of CUNTS
A new series perhaps, unpolitical but full of venom and bile, to try and push my readership towards to 1,000 a day mark, when I can get proper pound coins from adverts instead of just the usual death threats. I shall undertake to document some of the many countries I have visited. Those reading need…
Rewriting History, bit by bit
Mrs Dale points out that a page on the ZNL website that used to shout about the 50 great things ZNL have done since becoming “elected” in 1997 has suddenly vanished. Luckily Google cache still has it. Here are the contents: 1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s. Highest rises on record…
FSA warned about Iceland in March 2008
I love it when bloggers go off and find stuff. Hat tip to Lilleth “Credit insurance for debts at Iceland’s biggest bank, Landsbanki, is priced at 610 points while that for Kaupthing is priced at a hair-raising 856. Given that these two have taken billions in UK retail deposits, it may be a sobering thought…
Now is not the time for blame games
Hat tip to Custard It appears that the Local Gummint Association are in a bit of a quandry as to why so many councils kept our money in Lceland when every ther fucker got theirs out. They have released a statement. For immediate release: Tuesday 14 OctoberContact: LGA Media Office 0207 664 3333 COUNCILS CALL FOR…
Soundbites
I notice that Sir Fred Goodwin of Royal Bank of Scotland is being booted out his job as Chief Executive for being a complete cocktrumpet. Some numbers for you to mull over (courtesy of Private Eye) Pay Off after being forced to quit after Gummint Bailout = £0 Performance Bonus…
It’s only your money after all
Guido has a rather interesting little entry over at his blog where the BBC appear to be inviting selected Welsh fucktards to an Osama 08 Victory party in Cardiff. A little early perhaps? Today, the Independent reveals through some very embarrassing Freedom Of Information requests, the following good use of YOUR money Your money:…
They know where you live
I was having a little browse on Pravda this morning, to see if public opinion was being allowed past the red pencils of White City. They’ve introduced a fascinating new feature on their comments section. You are now “invited” to put your name, address, postcode and telephone number in when you dissent against the Glorious…