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I’ve checked my inbox this morning and I have won over £13 MILLION Pounds in various lotteries I never entered!     How much is YOUR inbox worth? Can anybody beat me?

Croatia is due to join the EU and is next in line Today, someone started a Facebook Group called “”I bet I can find 5,000 people who dislike Prime Minister Sanader”. Today, 60,000 Croatians signed up to join that Facebook Group Today, the person who started the Facebook Group was arrested. Apparently, the Prime Minister…

A fellow seditionary spotted this Bradford Solicitors offerings of service Our Criminal department is available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and can assist with all areas of Criminal law including: – • Serious Crime & Fraud • Terrorism • Murder • Conspiracies • Money Laundering / Confiscation • Drugs • Firearms / Arson •…

Apologies for lack of blogging today. I have been officially diagnosed by Ms Old Holborn as having a near terminal case of “Man Flu”. She is currently wandering around Farquam Hall in my “Grim Reaper” fancy dress costume, complete with Scythe (the one I always wear at Halloween to wander round the grounds of the…

This was the best they could do.

HERE     BBC Radio 4’s “Listen Against”     Essential Comedy Listening

“So you like the sketch then?” The Author of this post is The Ranting Penguin You just couldn’t make it up.   The more that emerges into the real world, the more incredible it becomes.The government are embarrassed by a series of leaks over Home Office imcompetence and cover-ups. Gordon McCavity McBroon throws a Nokia at…

The Danegeld (“Danish tax”) was a tax raised to pay tribute to the Viking raiders to save a land from being ravaged. It was characteristic of royal policy in both England and Frankland during the ninth through eleventh centuries.   This is bullshit. I refer to the plan of Ian Duncan Knob Jockey to reward good behaviour on council estates by letting people buy their…

From: Gordon [mailto: gorgyworgy@gaydar.com ] Sent: 01 December 2008 21:19 To:Jackbootlezzer;Eddybaby;mandybum;Strawdog;robert.peston@bbc.co.uk;Stannastairlift@campbell.com Subject: RE: Stuff the cunts You bastards. If Brenda gets wind of this, I’ll get bitten by a fucking Gorgi. Plan A. Arrest everyone Plan B. Arrest the Queen Alistair, sort it. Mandy, fuck off Gordon   ———————————————————————————————– From: Eddybaby [mailto: edandyvonnespropertyempire@hotmail.com ] Sent: 01 December 2008 21:15…

Episode One of Old Holborn’s Travel Guides The choice was limited. I wanted some sun, had four days free and the only place showing on the radar was that ubiquitous quick destination, Dubai. I really didn’t fancy mixing it with the Aids infested locals in Gambia or hoping for decent weather in Madeira, so I…