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Evil bastards, killling the planet Following the ban on cigarettes being shown in public, despite the huge tax yield, the Gummint have decided that due to 4×4 drivers filling up with carbon killing petrol, Petrol stations should also be hidden. To protect children. And stuff. CUNTS. FUCK OFF

I’m lucky. I’m not going to lose my job. I’m not skint. I’m not in debt. Let me explain. OH is a Libertarian which means no fucker tells me what to do. I’ve had more jobs than Tommy Doherty and been fired from most of them because I tell the boss when he’s a cunt…

What a fucking looney. He is officially “Dagenham” (three stops past Barking)

I was listening to women’s hour this morning (don’t ask) and heard a rather interesting discussion by some rag head or other who is demanding that Sharia courts have autonomy in the UK. After I went into the garden to retrieve the fucking radio (yet again), I did a bit of research. Basically, a campaign…

Hundreds of spoilt children today complained that Lapland is “fucking shit, innit” after their parents transferred their credit card debts to another card (0% for 6 months) and booked one day fantasy flights to some place in the Arctic Circle. 9 year Chlamidya from Maidstone said “what utter cack. It’s bastard freezing here. None of…

Pupil One: Do you hear what we ‘erd, right, there’s this bird called Mary, yeah? She’s a virgin. Pupil two: Wossat then? A train? Pupil three: She’s not married or nuffink. But she’s got this boyfriend Joe, innit? He does joinery an’ that. May lives with him in a crib down Nazaref. Well anyways, one…

Alex Hilton is in a right state. He’s being sued for something someone wrote on his blog and has a massive legal bill he can’t pay. This is interesting, I thought, as I have numerous moonbats and fruitcakes wandering in without wiping their feet properly and I don’t pre moderate comments. So where do I stand…

By request from the Beast of Clerkenwell, who once appeared sitting on Jimmy’s hand

I would like all my readers to meet a new pet of mine. OH already has three chickens currently wrecking the grounds of Farqham Hall and he quite likes supporting British entrepreneurship, so I am adopting a baby pig from those wonderful people at http://www.eatbabe.co.uk/. They have a great business model, in that you pick a…

Ruthlessly lifted from the excellent nightjack blog     1. Do you look upon cola and crisps as   a) Snack stuff. But I worry about my weight.   b) Some of the devil foods produced by the global capitalist conspiracy to keep the noble poor down.   c) Little Tasha’s tea   2. In the…