Yet another Gordon Brown headline grabbing pledge turns into yet another abject failure to deliver what was promised. The Great Leader, Saviour Of The World, told the NuLiebore Party Hot Air Fest that 300,000 failing school children would get additional one to one tuition to help them with English and Mathematics by 2011. Now, after 11 dreary…
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The Dark Lord thinks we’re all thick
At the CBI Dinner, Count Mandelson regretted ordering the steak. His Sliminess himself, Dark Lord Mandy of Airstrip One, has been charged by the Brown Gorgon with the task of promoting British business. His idea of doing this is to tell us that nobody in this country is any use at running a business. I quote: Lord…
Buddy, can you spare £30,000?
Thats right that is the level that the Banks want ‘borrow’ from each and everyone of us. Its Ok we don’t have to pay it back, but our children will and grandchildren will. This Banking crisis has happened before in this country in the 1340’s, when the Italian Lombard Bankers hit their own credit…
Pissing Away £3 Million
It has emerged that wee willy wanky Andrew “Eye Liner” Burnham has a budget of £3 MILLION to piss away on fancy dinners in exotic locations for a bunch of fellow travellers and cronies from the NuLibore Righteous Hierarchy. The first of these hot air parties was held at an Art Gallery in Scousepool, City of Culture,…
Inspector Morsel
Freshly mined, it’s not so bad. The Righteous Kerry McCarthy is amazing. She doesn’t even see how Righteous she is. All she sees are people not doing what she does, and it causes her physical pain if she doesn’t persuade them to conform to her way of life. In this post, she bemoans that teenagers…
The Model Terrorist.
The new terrorist arsenal – almost six inches in length! Trainspotters are terrorists, photographers are terrorists, and now modelmakers are terrorists. The Landed Underclass has already covered the story of the sneaky criminals who allegedly tried to smuggle contraband into a prison using a toy helicopter. No contraband was found, no CCTV images of this mysterious…
Mandleson’s Second Life hijacked
Ho Ho Ho Hat tip to the Penguin Update: Dolly’s shit has been cloned. With NO moderation. From their contact us page: LABOURIST loves open and free debate. We encourage readers to comment on stories we harvest from LabourList.org. We have a laissez faire moderation policy and will only remove comments that are obvious spam,…
Getting rich by stealing from the poor.
Something socialists love to harp on about is how all those wealthy people out there are only wealthy because they exploit the poor. It’s a disgusting thing to do. Imagine taking money from poor people and using it to fund your own lavish lifestyle. Imagine living on five- or six-figure incomes, with expenses, with money…
Coming apart at the seams?
Ensuring equality and uniformity in education. (This is reposted from my place because I haven’t had time to come up with another one tonight.) Something odd is happening. Following on the heels of the lie that state schools are producing better results than public schools, Ed. ‘So What’ Balls has declared that poverty and so-called ‘disadvantage’ is no…
How much tax?!!?
From the LPUK Post of the day, unfortunately Anonymous Don’t forget middle class fuckwits this is YOUR fault, an economy based on moving bits of paper around and flogging each other overpriced properdee, who ever thought it would end?Be useful for once, get yourselves out of your offices and onto the shop floor…