Praise be to ALLAH! Lard Ahmed has been freed from his holiday camp ordeal after a mind numbing 15 days. I am now going to lie down for a bit. UPDATE: It get’s better. All record of his time spent in “holiday camp/prison” (just 15 days) will vanish. Officially. In order that it doesn’t “interfere” with his…
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Minority Report isn’t real.
“Of course I get more than you. I have a Child.” (picture adopted from here) Lord Lamebrain has decided that parents are killing their children because social workers aren’t catching them in time. While that was likely to be true in several cases, it’s not true in most of them. I have little time for the Department…
It does not seem that long ago when……
The Labour Party was warning us about the disaster that the Tories were in Government, and they just have to go one better. The Tories have no better idea than Labour what to do….. the solution is to dump Government, Belgium did not have a Government for months it did not implode, Italy barely for…
Bad Apples
A public Servant this morning Call me old fashioned but I prefer the people with which we entrust our property and lives to be honest. Not violent, drug addled thieves. I despair When they are not downloading kiddy porn or raping women, I would prefer them not to be beating the sense out of innocent civilians or joining in…
Jade Goody Wedding Photos
Courtesy of Scumbag Times O/T but does anyone want to get a foot on the property ladder? £15K for a one bed flat
The Border Reivers……
The Royal Bank of Scotland is now nationalised in all but name thanks to the breathtaking generosity of British Taxpayers, who have just pumped another £25.5 billion north of the border, and are on the hook for even higher losses on the asset-protection plan than was originally envisioned. Yet even after all this, RBS’s capital…
The Wealth of a Nation
“You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the rich out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do…
Oh Dear, The Poor Chavs Are Being Harrassed
Where’s Lawrence Llewellyn-Wanker when you need him? Some charming family have had their 62-inch plasma TV and a stereo system confiscated by their local council for repeatedly ignoring requests from neighbours to turn down the volume. As they are now completely reliant on benefits, it may take them some time to pay the fees to…
Catalogue Of Financial Disasters
The unalloyed joy of seeing the agenda change ! No sooner had the Labour Party Political Broadcast end on the ‘Political Slot’ Channel 4 with ‘The Labour Party showing what it is doing to help real people (as opposed to plastic ones) in the recession and the dangers of Tory cuts, than up pops Sun and…
Taking The Piss
“The name’s Bond, James Bond.” I don’t usually pick on “ordinary people” but this cunt is really asking for it. He’s claiming incapacity benefit, etc., etc., and is trying to claim hundreds of thousands from MI5 for not employing him because he is physically unable to do the job they were advertising. Oh, and as…