Mr & Ms Schmidt All rise. Okay whaddayagot for me this morning. Mr Prosecutor ? Number one on your list, Sir. Mr Timney Timney ? You mean the wanker. The, ah, wanker, Sir, that’s correct. This is the guy married to someone famous ? The, ah, home seckatry,Sir….
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G20 Pro Capitalist Protest
Me, handing a Carson rose to Gordon I’ve taken a lot of stick for wanting to protest in London tomorrow, mostly on the grounds that the whole thing has been hijacked by unwashed dole spongers and the Legs Akimbo dance troupe, funded by the Fairtrade Organic Lesbian Collective. Well, it appears that a group will be marching…
Losing All Public Respect, Our Police Farce
“Don’t you worry Sir, Health and Safety will be along shortly!” Almost unbelievable, but it follows on from the PCSO’s not wanting to get wet saving a child from drowning, and is probably inevitable in this climate of ambulance chasing lawyers and Health And Safety legislation enacted by the Nanny State, but it is doing…
+++Draper live on Woman’s Hour++++
Making another arse of himself, talking about “happiness” Get stuck in
MP’s Expenses
Yup, here they are (No prizes for spotting Kerry McCarthy)
Cut and Paste to your MP
Dear xxxxxxxx I notice that Her Majesty’s Government has recently published your expenses as my MP. After much scrutiny, I notice that you have grabbed £xxxxx from my wallet for “the cost of staying away from your main home”. You fat idle cunt! You only live xx miles from fucking Parliament! I know deaf, dumb and blind…
Distance Diagnosis – a new sport.
David Owen, a psychiatrist turned politician, is but the latest to take up distance diagnosis. Dr David Southall was famously found guilty of professional misconduct after he claimed that it was ‘beyond reasonable doubt’ that he could identify Steven Clarke as being a ‘child abuser’ by watching him on TV. Will David Owen be found…
The Plan
Good to see that The Plan by Douglas Carswell and Daniel Hannan has been flying out of the door since Daniel bent Gordon over in Brussels and shoved a red hot broken bottle dipped in sand and acid up his flanders poppy. It is currently the 57th most popular UK book on Amazon…
If the pieces fit…
Captain Apocalypse forgets to let the makeup staff finish. I know there are many who think I’m just a paranoid nut. I hope I am. Yet I firmly believe there will be trouble at the G20 protests next week and that the Brown Gorgon is salivating at the prospect. Remember his face when the banks…
Gordon Brown Taking Lessons From South America on Good Financial Management
This will be my last post for ten days, as I am in the process of moving my business away from the UK, whilst I still have one to move. All of my colleagues and skilled staff are moving too. Skilled people I know and have worked with for twenty plus years are leaving for…