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“I Seem To Have Forgotten To Wipe My Arse, Could I Apply To Have This Done Retrospectively?” I’ve never understood the high regard and praise heaped on media tart Vince Cable, whose sole claim to fame is the “Stalin to Mr. Bean” joke. He’s supposed in his own legend to be an economic genius, but…

Don’t stand for it. Report EVERYONE to the Stasi. Ye Gods, give me strength. We really are living in East Germany

A camel with a broken back tomorrow Oh to be a fly on the wall at the Daily Telegraph right now. It is being reported that a high court injunction against them by a certain Mr Edward Ballsup and four Labour Ministers stopping publication of something or other has just been overturned. ++Developing++

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You are THIEVES an FRAUDSTERS. Don’t you DARE offer to pay it back NOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT. If you do, I am going to follow ALL of you when you are shopping in John Lewis and put stuff in your coat pockets. Let’s see if Constable Umbongo accepts your offer to “pay for…

UPDATE: Let’s not forget that Lord Foulkes claimed £54K “expenses” himself from the House of Lords, even though he sits in Holyrood as an MSP….   UPDATE 2: From Wikipedia “He has been accused by the Scottish Government of wasting public and government time money by asking a large number of parliamentary questions, including how much money the Scottish…

The list of approved colleges that can issue Visas for students to “study”in the UK has magically shrunk overnight. Yesterday it was 15,000. Today it is a mere 1500. WOW! Opps Much gnashing of teeth in Lagos tonight.

Hazel Blears today I did nothing wrong, so I’m giving the money I stole back to prove I did nothing wrong Don’t EVER step onto a Zebra crossing in front of me, you dwarf parasitical pissflap. Oh dear, Iain Dale is upset with me.

From the very excellent Plato Says Why did the The Clerk – Malcolm Jack allow his team to ‘approve’ these outrageous claims in the first place when anyone with two brain cells to rub together would say NO?!!! Perhaps it was his own troughing to the tune of £100k that persuaded him that ‘it was the right thing to do’?”…