Start work on Monday, you’re hired Right. You’ve all had your say in the comments about immigration ranging from “dip them all in acid” to “ turn them into fertilizer” So I would like to have my 0.5p worth. It is after all my blog. Ready? I would like to see the removal of…
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Wake Up You Dozy Bastards! Queen Mandy Has Taken Over The Government
Lord Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham, first secretary of state, secretary of state for business, innovation and skills and Lord President of the Council, yesterday granted the Queen an audience. Guido was told this in advance, but sworn to secrecy, by a member of her…
The one eyed trouser snake’s true purpose exposed.
A six foot tall tall long one eyed snake, with the ability to penetrate difficult enemy targets such as democratic institutions like parliament democratic institutions like parliament tunnels by an open back entrance has been revealed. Controlled by an operative with a laptop, and clad in camouflage trousers, the snake exhibits an impressive ability to become rigid and erect…
Immigration, The BNP and Political Cowardice.
“Britain’s body politic has been shocked to the core by this week’s election of two British National Party candidates to the European Parliament. Their success is described as ‘the ultimate protest vote’. It has been attributed to public disgust with MPs of all parties following the expenses scandal. Few, if any, Parliamentarians of any persuasion…
Paying For Mandelson’s Empire
There isn’t much to be said for Nicholas Ridley, the most desiccated market fundamentalist in Mrs Thatcher’s cabinet, but at least he was aware of the government’s contradictions. When he took over the Department of Trade and Industry in 1989 he asked, “What is the DTI for? I’ve got bugger all to do, and thousands…
Anybody For Feudalism ?
The Cabinet : 1. First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council – The Rt Hon Lord Mandelson etc. 2. Leader of the House of Lords and Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster – The Rt Hon Baroness Royall of Blaisdon 3. Secretary of State for Transport – Lord…
I want to be called Loretta
I see Harriet is up to her old tricks again. She is going to ban white only membership of the BNP. Yup, you read correctly. She is going to make the BNP multicultural. By law. I am no fan of the BNP as readers here will know, but it is a legitimate Political Party with elected…
Blears faces vote of No Confidence
Sod off, you mentalist power crazed eye swivelling dwarf. Apologizing to Gordon for being a bastard and a thief is not going to save you from joining a travelling Romanian circus to earn a living. OH has form with Blears. The sooner the spiteful little ginger parasite is shat out of Parliament like an aborted…
History lesson.
“Alan Johnson? I wasn’t expecting you.” “Nobody expects the Home Office Inquisition.” The radical part of Catholicism, in the sixteenth century, resisted the Protestant Reformation by repressing new ideas, curtailing education and resisting any form of technological advance. Anyone deviating from the ideology was punished as a heretic. Merely saying the wrong thing at the…
Hague nails it
“The Right Honourable the Baron Mandelson of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the County of Durham, First Secretary of State and Lord President of the Privy Council and Secretary of State for Business and Secretary of State for Innovation and Skills. It would be no surprise to wake up in the…