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She really doesn’t get does she? 11 years of fiddling have produced more than 900,000 new entrants to poverty yet this harridan of a woman just simply cannot accept that we are not all equal. So off she struts, looking like a badly skinned giraffe to spout her equality bollocks to the TUC in the…

With over 3000 new petty rules and regulations, I just thought I’d kick off a thread about what our kids will never know they’ll miss. It came from the Gis a fag, Guv thread where a commentator mentioned how he never goes to the pub anymore because the fun has gone from them. So, let’s…

You have to laugh. I can just imagine them apologising to bog roll as they wipe their arses. In fact, just for that, I am off to chop a tree down. You made me do it.

I smoke. I have done for most of my life. I was taught by my Gran who chained smoked Guards. I know it will probably kill me and I know for sure that something will kill me, so it might as well be something I enjoy, rather than lying in a hospital dying of fuck…

This is what was said on the original leaflet that dropped through the letterbox in 1975 IF WE SAY ‘NO’ What would be the effect on Britain if we gave up membership of the Common Market? In the Government’s view, the effect could only be damaging. Inevitably, there would be a period of uncertainty. Businessmen who…

Old Holborn is not author of this post. That accolade belongs to the excellent Leg-Iron at Underdogs Bite Upwards A while ago, I read on Old Holborn’s blog that Npower were encouraging children to report their parents for eco-crimes. It was chilling in its Orwellian overtones but it was a company, with no enforcement powers…

Germany is consistently around ten years behind the UK. Haircuts, politics, you name it. Looking back, this was probably the WORST decade of my life so far. Firstly let me explain a little to you about the Germans. There is a reason Germans start wars. It’s incredibly simple. They start wars because they are told…

Dear Labour Voters We meet at last. It’s been 11 years and you’ve enjoyed every moment, haven’t you? You had fuck all but weren’t happy watching others get on, so you voted for the grinning slimeball who offered you something for nothing, didn’t you? Guess who got rich? You or him? I digress. Let’s get…

And so it came to pass. 1979 become 1980 and a new decade had begun. I knew it was going to be good. I could feel it in my water. Life was great. I was joining a band, playing synths. First gig, Rock Garden, second gig, Ronny Scotts. It was happening. I was getting where…

The European Parliament’s Culture Committee has adopted a report recommending the regulation of blogs, including making it impossible to blog anonymously. Here More here Amazing brass considering they haven’t published their accounts for the last 13 years (the countless billions we all pay into their bottomless pit for them to come up with shit like…