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Just when you think you can’t take anymore, some fucker puts another straw on your back.   Now one of my pet hates (amongst the other millions) is “complimentary therapy”. What it usually means is some unemployable old hag, her husband long gone, no skills whatsoever decides she needs to “do something”, takes up a…

Yup. It had to happen. And it has.   “A six-year-old Derby boy taken into care was overweight, it has been revealed. It is the first time obesity has been listed by social services in the city as one of the reasons for taking a child away from its family.” “The primary reason for taking a child…

A filthy publicly funded lying blob of camel spunk “The vast majority of your fellow citizens believe we live in a free country, where we are free to express our views, free to demonstrate against the government, free to read others’ opinions in a free press, protected by a robust framework of rights. And they’re…

I like to keep fit. Walking is good. This year, I have decided that a brisk stroll is in order. On November 5th 2008 at midday, I shall walk from Trafalgar Square to Parliament Square and then back to Trafalgar Square. 30 minutes of exercise is good for me, so the doctor tells me. If you would…

Some statistics. There are 646 of them They know who you are, they know what you drink, where you travel, what you vote, how much you earn, who you live with, they read your emails, listen to your telephone conversations, where you surf the web, they know when you will die, they have your dna…

Isn’t she lovely? Baroness Ashton (Lab), Mandelsnakes replacement as EU commissioner, will receive £750,000 in benefits, after just one year after clamping her lips around the foreskin of the EU. £200K a year salary, £250K in “transitional payments”. Just one year of meeting Russian Mafia on expensive boats will also entitle her to a pension…

Apologies for lack of blogging. Currently sitting in a small harbourside pub, drinking rum and shrub having just got back from a spot of mackeral fishing.

I went to the barber’s yesterday. Nothing remarkable in that, except that the barber’s has just opened and I was his first customer. £10 to keep my rugged looks was a bargain, I thought. Turns out the guy is Turkish, speaks two words of English (Boss, 5) and is obviously straight off the boat from…

I quite like Hugh Fernley Witlessbastard. I’ve been watching his stuff ever since he decided to travel round the UK eating roadkill and women’s placentas. He seems to me to be honest, reliable, a laugh and not doing any harm. Whilst he can get a bit Righteous (copyright LegIron), ultimately, the choice is up to me whether…

For some reason, Peter Tatchell, an unelected gobshite for poofs was on the Daily Poilitics programme yesterday. Brillo interviewed his thoughts as to whether the State should be ramming cocks down 5 year olds throats. Brillo: Does the State have a right to overule Parental concern on this issue? Guerilla Gay Boy and non expert…