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Barnardo’s Scandal

Posted on November 20, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

Remember Barnardo’s? They were the people telling us earlier in the week how horrible we all are to the little scrotes who stamp us to death (fresh outrage just in) if we happen to be walking on the same pavement as them. They even produced a video of nasty white, middle aged men hunting them down with now illegal…

Baby P report not to be released

Posted on November 20, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

“So what?” says Rick out of the Young Ones   Breaking News   “The Government has refused to release a detailed report into the mistakes made by authorities in the Baby P case. A serious case review was carried out after the little boy died in a blood-splattered cot in Haringey, north London, in August last…

Somali Pirates Hijack Bristol

Posted on November 20, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

Bristol City Centre yesterday   In a daring move, 20,000 Somali Pirates have invaded Bristol and demanded a ransom of £300 a week each, forever (including free houses and schools, medical care and benefits). This equates to £6 Million a week or £312 Million a year, far in excess of their largest heist so far,…

Who would use a stolen database?

Posted on November 20, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

(Leg-iron here, stealing space on OH’s blog because I’ve already filled mine with its daily allocation of gibberish). First, as will soon be required by law, here’s my declaration of interest: I am third-generation immigrant. I am white. I am male. I am heterosexual. If the BNP’s manifesto were implemented tomorrow I wouldn’t be booted…

List of Govt Critics made public!

Posted on November 19, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

A new list, containing thousands of names of people who have dared to criticise our Glorious Leader has been published today. It is expected that many of the names contained within will soon lose their jobs and face real hardship.     Government sources have confirmed there may be many “ex directory” subversives but is…

Pointless Jobs Competition

Posted on November 18, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

Here, you will find 574 Job vacancies. Let’s see who can find the most ridiculous one. (PS, I’ve already found Lambeth council advertising for a “Welfare Take Up Officer“)

Fall at the first hurdle

Posted on November 18, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

Wonderful stuff. Let the revolution begin. The first wave of ID cards to be issued to British citizens has prompted airline pilots to threaten a strike rather than accept the documents.   Hat tip to Lillith

If I can just reach them

Posted on November 17, 2008January 17, 2025 by admin

Today, close to 7,000 people wandered through this humble little blog. Most of them were driven by the need to see the faces of those who could torture a little child to death. I would ask them just to watch this. It doesn’t last long and is an absolute classic about how I, and probably you feel…

OH Guide to Parenthood.

Posted on November 17, 2008January 17, 2025 by admin

Print off and hand to pregnant Chavs.   A dining table. Buy one. Sit and eat every meal at it. All of you. Together A book. Fill your house with them. Read them to your kids when you put them to bed. Not Dvd’s, not PS3’s, not a Wii. Books. They cost 2p in the…

In response to Dr Barnados

Posted on November 17, 2008January 17, 2025 by admin

This appeared in the comments section of an earlier post today.   I thought I’d share some insight into the day to day existence of what I’d hope would be considered a “regular” person when placed inside a feral den – the sort of place the welfare state has created, and why we should be so shit…

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