The huge and embarrassing scandal of the vast pensions that are accruing to senior politicians and civil servants and cunts running quangos or fucking up the NHS can very easily and quickly be solved.
Cull them as soon as they retire from service. Use the remains for either rendering down for bio-diesel, or for medical science.
Televised Competitions could be devised, hosted by that cunt Simon Cowell (until his retirement!) where the great viewing public could run up their telephone bills in deciding ever more imaginative and painful ways that Cabinet Minsters could be terminated.
I can think of a few myself. Hunting them down with dogs would be good, and if tickets were on offer, could bring much help to the countryside’s stricken economy.
It’s a win-win, and as such I commend it to the House.