Oh Dear
My Doctor has just rung me. Apparently, he’s sick of handing out Beta Blockers to me and has read my blog.
He suggests I write down 20 things I really like (as opposed to the 21 trillion things I don’t)
So here goes:
The smell of a fresh cut meadow
Roast Dinners
Real Ale
Tradition
Free range chickens
A wet dog
Mitchell and Webb
Radio 4
Eddie Grundy
Crab fishing with a hand line
The Isles of Scilly
Live music
Pickled onions & pork pies
Wood panelling
Oysters
Fine wine
Fresh cotton sheets, after a bath
Mozart
Bonfires
Tall ceilings
There may be more. Feel free to add
(oh, and by the way, Dr Chakraboty, you are a cunt. Warm your fucking hands next time or you’ll be eating your Massala Dosas through a fucking straw)