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Would YOU qualify?

Posted on February 23, 2009January 21, 2025 by admin

Unqualified? Thick as shit? Can’t speak the lingo? Refuse to work? Prefer to sell drugs and pimp sex slaves? Want to blow us up? There’s nothing for you here.

I’m going out on a limb here.

I can read the shitegeist as well as the next man and Planet Labour thinks that clamping down on non EU immigrants will placate the hoards currently pouring over to vote anything BUT New Labour. It won’t.

Yet again, the arrogance of our masters rules supreme. They think that the British are about to turn into their biggest nightmare. Racists. Bigots. Right wing.

We aren’t. We like curry too much for that.

So I am advocating the abolition of our borders.

We should welcome ALL to the UK, in exactly the same way we welcome anyone to our capital city from the countryside. We recruit the very best in engineering from small villages up and down the country. We don’t care if your father was a pit pony in some Morlock breeding village in the Valleys. If you can do the job better than the next man and can afford to live in Knightsbridge, we won’t stop you.

So, how do we stop the country being flooded by foreign chancers? Do what we already do. Make it so fucking expensive to live here, only the very best will earn the money to support it. Centres of talent are inspirational dreams. It doesn’t matter if you are not a “local”.

Oh, and stop any cunt with an EU passport (handed out by other states who simply wish to export their Muslim/Asylum problems) from receiving one single penny in benefits for 5 years. Nothing. Come here, work and compete for the jobs or come here and starve. No “hostel”, no cash. Nothing. At. All. If you die, we’ll send your remnants back to wherever you came from from 30,000 feet.
Commit a crime and you and your family are OUT to chance your luck elsewhere on the planet.

Abandon your old culture at the door, work hard, work smart and you’ll fit in and thrive. Cling to your outdated ideals and demand handouts to survive and you won’t.

Actually bollocks. Throw EVERYONE out and let’s start again. From scratch. Apply for your old job, apply for a British passport again. Old tax records can be consulted to see if you have contributed enough, criminal records can be consulted to see if you are a bonus or a menace to society.

Would YOU qualify?
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