Look what happens when I pull my finger.Jacqui the Hut has been claiming for a home she doesn’t own and is in the deepest slurry pit available as a result.
Jacqui has been the architect of the Thought Police, the shop-your-neighbour world of fear and mistrust we live in now.
Does anyone else find it amusing that, in this case, her sneaky benefit-fraud ways have been brought to light… by her neighbours?
If only it had been her children. That would have been justice indeed.
There’s still time, kids. Think of the points you’ll get in the Junior Spies.