Some dark Lord or other
So Lords think they can break rules, solicit privilege and generally Lord it over us whilst laughing at us, do they?
The Landed Title of Lord is something we can all have, motherfuckers.
For a mere £29
Buy yours today. Then cause chaos. Drag the title of Lord through the mud. Book restaurants and don’t turn up. Book hotels and never arrive. Order shit pizzas using your Lord title. Sign all your letters, cheques and credit cards “Lord Fat Lying Cunt of Tattingstone” and then thoroughly abuse it.
Prizes for the most creative way to make the title of Lord a scourge, a label for dishonesty and villainy.
Let the fun begin.
£29 worth of MISCHIEF. Let US become Lords of the Dance and lead these fuckers a merry one. Trash the title. Make it worse than worthless.
Yours, for £29.