It has emerged that wee willy wanky Andrew “Eye Liner” Burnham has a budget of £3 MILLION to piss away on fancy dinners in exotic locations for a bunch of fellow travellers and cronies from the NuLibore Righteous Hierarchy.
The first of these hot air parties was held at an Art Gallery in Scousepool, City of Culture, and cost a staggering £60,000 for just 20 troughing snouts. These included such luminaries as BBC Director General Mark Thompson and Channel 4 chief executive Andy Duncan, Nicholas Coleridge, managing director of publishers Conde Nast, Phil Redmond, creator of Grange Hill, and Culture Minister Barbara Follett. With a guest list like that I’m relieved I wasn’t invited.
The pigs also had to listen to a motivational speech by little Andy. Probably along the lines of “Scoff up, we’re unlikely to be able to do this after the next election.”
The Penguin