How to reduce Crime

Another of my short suggestions to slow the hand cart on it’s way to Hell.

Britain is now the most crime riddled cesspit in Europe and no one gives a fucking shit. Well, I do.

Gummint report

How to reduce crime by 10% overnight.

Simply round up the 5,000 cunts that are responsible for 10% of ALL crime and weld the fucking door shut of a brand new Prison (no PS2’s, gyms, TV,s pool tables, prayer rooms, single cells etc) based on Lundy.

How to HALVE ALL crime overnight.

Simply round up the other 95,000 cunts who are responsible for 50% of ALL crime in the UK move them to the outer Hebrides.

How to reduce the Prison population by 15% (11,000).

Boot the foreign prisoners out, wipe your arse on their passports and leave them on a small pacific island for their country to collect. Or not.

How to reduce prison populations in general and cut costs.

Outsource anything over a 12 month sentence to either Istanbul or Marakesh. Let’s see you bastards reoffend after 18 months of Midnight Express with arses like Flanders Poppies.

Bastards