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2009, here we go

Posted on December 26, 2008January 18, 2025 by admin

I must admit, financially, 2008 has been a good year for Old Holborn. Interest rates have gone down, his business is thriving thanks to unlimited public funds, politician’s promises, a collapsing pound and climate change idiots. House prices are crashing and I expect to add a few cheap auction bought properties to my portfolio by the end of next year to boost my pension in old age.

Now let’s look at what 2009 will bring, not for me, but for society in Britain. Let’s look at any lessons that should have been learned in 2008 but haven’t. And the consequences of our actions.

I think I can safely say that if 9 million idiots voted for New Labour last time around, we can expect them to do the same should the gay malicious Cyclops heading up our “Government” even bother to call an election in 2009. They’ve made sure that they have become the number one employer in the UK, taking your taxes and dripping them back to you like some melting heap of stinking lard. That’s 7 million votes in the bag before even having to fiddle the rest.

Blue Dave is not going to change anything. He’s had all the chances he’s going to get.

This morning, the very sinister Robert Peston remarked that 2009 is going to be the “end of an era”. Yes, Robert it is. He also mentioned that the future holds an even bigger State as it grabs the burning ruins as fast as it can. And he should know.

Out there are millions of people who weren’t raised by their parents but by Sky TV. They don’t know what to do when it gets tough. They’ve just marched off to the council, or Citizens Advice when an unexpected bill or crisis hit the mat. They’re not used to “dealing with things” because someone else, usually State sponsored, has been on hand to tell them they have ADHD, had a deprived upbringing, should be claiming compensation or blaming someone else.

2009 and going to be an interesting year for them. Because once the State has the power, it isn’t going to help them one iota. They are already planning to allow the bailiffs to break into your house and “restrain” you whilst your debt ridden possessions are plundered. They already want to crush your car, tell you how much to eat, not to smoke, not to drink or swear. This is just a taste.

When they kick off after a long hot summer, there will be enough Police on the streets to put them back in front of Sky TV again. Because private Police companies are being set up with your money to ensure that the power stays where it belongs. Protecting our masters. They won’t be there to save YOU, but god forbid anyone should try to force down the price of petrol or protest within a mile of where the crazy 646 meet and laugh at us. From Community Wardens, PCSO’s and anti terrorist Police to CCTV manned by volunteers and networks of informants, we’ll all be kept in our place.

I’ll be taking a walk again on November 5th, but as usual, I can’t announce it as a demonstration or a protest because then I can’t do it with a mask and I’ll be expected to provide marshalls after I have received “permission” for it to go ahead. Fuck that. I’m not even registered to vote because I seek to become as invisible to the State as possible (£1000 fine for not being registered to vote by the way).

No, I’ll do what I need to do in 2009. I’ll protect me and mine from the ever increasing army of Eastenders and Stella placated ferals who will find their Danegeld a little more thin on the ground. I’ll continue to rely on ME to feed, clothe and generate wealth for my family whilst dodging the pathological urge of our masters to control every waking minute of our lives. I’ll continue to find ways to annoy, insult and hold the 646 to account, to be a pain in the collective arses, to find their weaknesses and exploit them.

I’ll move my throbbing organ offshore before they close me down, like some dissident radio station in East Germany and continue to speak my mind. The irony being it would be easier and safer to set up a blog from East Germany than it would from Essex.

 

So I ask you to join me in 2009, calling a Hoon a Hoon, causing chaos in the comments section, and not so gently reminding them that whatever they might think or do, the real power remains with us. As long as Eastenders isn’t on.

 

 

PS Just heard some finicial expert on the radio telling us that the UK is going to have to export something to make a living next year. Wonder what that will be then?

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