To:
The Labour Party
Donations Department
Eldon House
Regent Centre
Newcastle Upon Tyne
NE3 3PW
Dear Sirs/Madams/Ms/Transgenders,
I am a grateful citizen and would like to donate to the Labour Party to show how much I support your policies that have taken this country to hell in a handcart and then some.
Please find enclosed cheque for the sum of £00.01p.
Love and kisses
Old Holborn.
PS. Please acknowledge receipt of this donation by return
Make sure you mark it “Donations Department”
(it costs New Labour 44p to process a cheque or 27p to return it. If you put a 1p stamp on the letter, it costs them 26p to even pick it up from the post office. )
I’m sending one letter/cheque a day until the election