I would just like to wish all my Muslim readers a very happy Ramadam. To enter into the spirit of things, I would like to show you what you are missing
The Glasgow Munchy Box, containing:
Doner Kebab meat on top of a Naan Bread, maybe with some Glasgow Salad(chips)poking out from underneath.
Once the top layer has been removed, you can clearly see the two tubs of Sauce, the Glasgow Salad on the left and the Crappy Salad in the middle with the Onion Rings, Pakora and Chicken Tikka all huddledtogether for warmth on the right, laid out with the crappy salad atop the chips,a piece of chicken tikka balanced on top of the salads, an onion ring surrounding a piece of pakora, a wall of doner meat served with a feuille of naan with a choice of two sauces.
Fucking great eh? Better than 72 virgins anyway. And a sore arse