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The one eyed trouser snake’s true purpose exposed.

Posted on June 13, 2009February 24, 2025 by admin

A six foot tall tall long one eyed snake, with the ability to penetrate difficult enemy targets such as democratic institutions like parliament democratic institutions like parliament tunnels by an open back entrance has been revealed.
Controlled by an operative with a laptop, and clad in camouflage trousers, the snake exhibits an impressive ability to become rigid and erect itself as required in order to gain access to otherwise impenetrable areas.
According to AP, the snake is also potentially able to explode on reaching a suitable target, after which it isn’t good for much any more. (That’s a relief then!)

Known by the code name – “The right honourable the Baron Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham, First Secretary of State and and Lord President of the Privy Council and Secretary of State for Business and Secretary of State for Innovation and Skills.

H/T The Register.

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