I see Boris has decided not fund the 353rd Celebration of Jewishness in London (even though it only started in 2006). £50K saved. Labour are in uproar of course. How very DARE an elected official SAVE public money.
Likewise, the Mayor of Hull has said that if a bunch of screaming irons want to have a gay pride march, they should pay for it themselves.
More of this please. If you are a minority and wish to celebrate something, then fucking pay for it. I am not being racist, sexist or homophobic. I am being tight fisted with MY fucking money.
Current ideas for Old Holborn Celebration days that I might fund include:
Real Ale & Hog Roast outside East London Mosque. Fridays only. All welcome, regardless of religion, sexuality, disability or race. ( I just might try this, seriously)
“Choirboys with Pickaxes” Reunited. Westminster Roman Catholic Cathedral, Westminster. All welcome.
“Sinn Fein Knee Tappers and Arse Shunters Festival”, Aldershot barracks. Bring extra Guinness and Balaclavas.
“Slightly disabled, limp a bit, but got a blue parking badge” association BBQ – Scafell Peak, Lake District
“Welsh Dyslexics Eisteddfod” – Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch village hall. Written invites only. Plaes Apli.