This yappy, jumped-up, obnoxious leprachaun is what’s wrong, he should be in the house of commons, the fucking moron, good for fuck all apart from sacking people, fucked-up terminal five and despite his huge business acumen has, like all the other arseholes, failed to foresee or protect his company from the recession, which, even though we are not really in, we are coming out of with flags flying, only not the BA ones, the useless, mouthy little prick.
At least Michael O’Looney of Air Begorrah doesn’t come out with any Walshshit about how the workers should miss their mortgage payments to help him maintain a shred of credibility as a manager. No, beJasus, the fuck we will, it’s committed we are, so it is, to cheap flights and even cheaper wages and if anyone asks me for a rise it’ll be me boot up their arses, so it will. Air Begorrah is dedicated, by the holy fuckin’ Jesus, Mary and Joseph, to running the cheapest, most shoestring business operation in the history of Mammon, so we are. Pile ’em high an crash ’em in flames, that’s our motto. Walsh ? he’s a gabshite, and I wouldn’t give him a job as an airstewardess, not that we have any, so we don’t.
Immune to criticism, a stranger to humility, Walsh is, like the banking mafia, emblematic of managerial I-know-best Britain, NewLabour plc, just as long as his Goodwin isn’t affected, that’s the main thing. Let’s hope some pissed-off, hard pressed employee punches him very hard in the mouth.