To the person who invented a piece of Malware called “Anti Virus 2008” that loads itself onto your PC through a codec and then destroys everything under the guise of being an anti virus program that you never wanted and can never get rid of:
I am going to rape your daughter with a cheese grater.
I am going to freeze my turds and then rub them, in slices, into the wounds that I intend to inflict on you, with salt, vinegar and lemon juice.
I am going to let blue bottles lay eggs in your wounds and then let their maggots feast on your flesh.
Then, I am going to drop red ants into your ears, insert scorpions into your anus and force a sea urchin down the little hole in your penis.
Then, I am going to take an inch of your flesh every day and feed it to my dog. An inch. Every day. Until you scream for death. The last thing you will feel is me and a Swiss Army knife, extracting a cubic inch of your brain and the last thing you will see is me feeding it to the dog.
Hannibal Lector was a fucking amateur compared to what I will do to you after fucking up my PC.
YOU BASTARD