Ok, it looks like it’s getting interesting as the various Ponzi schemes set up by MP’s to funnel public money to each other is unravelling. Details at Guido’s
So I thought I’d use a FOI request to find out why my MP, the Tory buffoon Brooks Newmark spent £20K on staying away from home last year. My misses works in London and manages to get home to iron, cook and clean Farqham Hall before pleasuring me every single day. Why can’t Brooks get his arse on a crowded lice ridden C2C train like everyone else?
So I thought I’d use a FOI request to find out why my MP, the Tory buffoon Brooks Newmark spent £20K on staying away from home last year. My misses works in London and manages to get home to iron, cook and clean Farqham Hall before pleasuring me every single day. Why can’t Brooks get his arse on a crowded lice ridden C2C train like everyone else?
To: House of Commons
Subject: Freedom of Information request – MP Expenses RequestDear Sir or Madam,
My MP is Brooks Newmark. I notice with some hilarity that the bumbling idiot claims £20,000 a year for accomodation away from his main home.
Anyway, I’d like to see ALL his receipts. It’s MY money he’s spending after all. The oaf.Yours faithfully,
Old
Holbornhttp://www.bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/
Send yours too. I’d love to see them deal with 60,000,000 requests.