I’m trying to remove myself slowly but surely from the interference of Politics in my life.
I work for myself, hoard my cash abroad and don’t borrow money
This limits this governments reach over me to:
• Listening to my phone calls
• Reading my Emails
• Trying constantly to capture my DNA
• Brainwashing my children
• Monitoring my movements
• Spending my taxes on anything they like
• Trying to convert me to Islam via the BBC
• Trying to make me a black, unemployed male
• Making sure I perform a full Health and Safety audit before I mow the lawn
• Making sure my Doctor is an overpaid cunt
• Trying to kill me in an MRSA infested “hospital”
• Limit my movements by filling the roads with uninsured, untaxed cars and then trying to charge me for using them, making flying impossible, making train travel worse than a trip to Auschwitz
• Trying to make me gay
• Not allowing me to protest peacefully outside Parliament
• Trying to put me in Belmarsh for 90 days without trial
• Trying to make me like Billy Bragg (I don’t. I would quite happily slit his throat)
• Trying to make sure I am not safe in my own home and cannot defend myself from feral thugs who will kick me to death if I dare to “diss” them by asking them not to steal my telly and shit on the carpet.
• Filling the streets with people who won’t take their medication because God told them not to.
• Trying to teach me Urdu and Punjabi
• Noting who I vote for and running all sorts of tests on my data
• Losing my data to Nigerian scammers
• Inspecting my shopping basket via the Tescos database to see if I am an alcoholic or am eating healthily
• Watching how much I recycle and fining me if it is not enough to match THEIR promises
• Prostrating the British people to the EU
• Allowing the Celts parasites to bleed us dry
• Lending all our money to Banks who won’t pay it back. Ever.
Bastards