Lord Voldemort has angrily denied the allegation by financier Jim Rogers that Britain is bankrupt and has nothing to sell.
“Absolute cockwaffle!” declared Mandy. “There’s a lot of very nice looking young men out there! And we have all these chavs to harvest for body parts, there’s a pretty much endless supply of them, and the obese are coming along nicely ready for rendering down into bio-diesel, which is going to to be hugely profitable when the oil runs out.”
The Penguin